Welcome To The Three Stooges!

Moe Howard
3 min readFeb 13, 2021

Moe, Larry and Curly are THRILLED to welcome you to The Three Stooges: a 12-hour experimental meme-powered game taking place on the Ethereum blockchain.

How do you win?

Buy, hold, and buy more.

So don’t even think about selling.

A game you say?

We recognize that these meme tokens have a shelf-life of a few hours, or a day at most. The difference between us and the rest of those meme tokens out there is that we’re honest about that. And rather than have our meme drag on endlessly and needlessly, we will use the power of the meme tokens to help our investors make the most money they can out of the experience.

The Three Stooges game will be comprised of three tokens: $MOE, $LARRY, and $CURLY.

The goal?

End up with as much $CURLY as possible. The top 20 holders of $CURLY at the end of the game split the $CURLY/$ETH LP proportionally. You must have participated in the $MOE presale phase to qualify.

How does it work?

We will be launching a presale through our $MOE contract today, February 13th, community permitting. It will run for 3 hours. We have no soft cap but will have a hardcap of 300 ETH.

70% of ETH will be used as liquidity for the game.

30% will go to the dev, marketing and the team. The team will have no tokens.

Participating in our presale will give you $MOE. But don’t go expecting to just dump $MOE right away, because $MOE will not list on a $MOE/$ETH pair. Instead, after a predetermined time, $MOE will slap his friend $LARRY, which will list $LARRY/$ETH on Uniswap. $MOE holders will be airdropped 10% of the $LARRY supply proportional to their holdings of $MOE. Shortly after that, $MOE will slap ’em again, and list on a $MOE/$LARRY pair. You can then trade your $MOE for $LARRY.

$LARRY will then trade for 6 hours. You are going to want to accumulate as much $LARRY as possible. After, $CURLY, the last of the trio, comes along and bonks $LARRY right on the head! After that, all of $LARRY’s liquidity will be transferred to $CURLY, $LARRY/$CURLY will list so that $LARRY holders can trade into $CURLY , and then shortly after $CURLY/$ETH will list with the remaining liquidity.

$CURLY will then trade for 3 hours before the game ends. At the end of the game the $CURLY/$ETH liquidity will be split between the top 20 holders of $CURLY.

Wen rug?

Never.

All of the liquidity transfers for each token will all be handled by the same smart contract you send your $ETH to for the presale. The only aspect that involves the Three Stooges team interacting with any of the liquidity is at the end for ETH distribution. And as the team is already being paired our share of the presale, we just wouldn’t do that. We cannot unlock the $CURLY/ETH for 24 hours after it lists on Uniswap.

So Degen in, buy, hold strong, buy more, hype the meme and get paid. The more people buy, the bigger the prize will be at the end. Win the game by being the biggest fish in the pool at the end of it.

Tokenomics of Each Token

$MOE will be minted on demand for 3 hours At the presale 1 ETH = 200k $MOE.

$LARRY will have a total supply of 1 million

-100,000 $LARRY airdropped to $MOE holders

-100,000 $LARRY in $MOE/$LARRY pair

-800,000 in $LARRY/$ETH liquidity

$CURLY will have a total supply of 1000

-750 $CURLY in the $CURLY/$LARRY pair

  • 250 $CURLY in $CURLY $ETH

How will you play it?

There are many ways to make money off of this game, but we advise our participants to think wisely about what they do with the tokens they are sent. While the short term gain of flipping for ETH may be enticing, winning the pot will almost certainly be the most profitable.

It is up to you, degens. The meme to end all memes (until BSC launch this week ). 12 hours of degeneracy.

Good luck and have fun.

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